Deke Thornton
Server Saboteur at Biodec

Deke is one of those people who are irrationally anal retentive about typographic kerning, but perfectly OK with wearing a purple suit over swimming trunks. In case you're wondering: no, he didn't write this bio himself.

Lyle and Tector Gorch
Freeroaming Freelancers of the Great European Plains

Lyle and Tector took an online course in writing bios, and their subscription expired right after they took the lesson on “Writing your first sentence”.

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